Funny Bible Questions
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Whether you are looking for funny Bible questions to use as icebreakers during a sermon or you just want a laugh, there are plenty to choose from.
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Bible Questions About Adam and Eve
- How did Adam and Eve feel after God sent them away from the Garden?
They were put out.
- When Cain asked Adam why they no longer lived in the Garden of Eden what did Adam say?
“Mom ate us out of house and home, son.”
- When Adam and Eve began married life outside of Eden what was the first thing they did?
They raised Cain for years.
- Why wasn't Cain's sacrifice pleasing to God?
Because Cain wasn't Abel.
- Were there computers in the Bible?
Yes, we know Eve had an Apple.
- Did Cain hate his brother for a long time?
Only as long as he was Abel
- Why was Eve tempted in the Garden of Eden so easily?
She thought those apples were for Eatin'.
- Who was the first insurance salesman?
The snake. He left Adam and Eve feeling like they needed more coverage.
- How did Adam come up with a name for Eve?
He looked at her and said, WHOA! Man!”
Funny Bible Questions About Noah
- How do we know Noah really built an ark?
God told him to “Go fer wood”.
- Did Noah play baseball?
Yes, we know he had a good pitch.
- Was Noah good at baseball?
Yes, he only had a couple of fowls.
- Was Noah the first to leave the ark?
No, he went forth.
- Was Noah good in math?
Yes, God told him to multiply.
- Which state is mentioned in the Old Testament?
Arkansas. Noah looked out of the ark and saw...
- Who was the smartest economist in the Bible?
Noah floated stock while everyone else liquidated.
Miscellaneous Bible Questions
- Who was the first successful comedian in the Bible?
Sampson because he brought down the house
- What did Job do for a living?
He was a doctor. He had lots of patience.
- What was Boaz like before he married?
He was Ruth-less.
- What kind of car did David have?
His Triumph was heard throughout the kingdom.
- Who was the greatest sinner in the Bible?
Moses, he broke all the commandments at once.
Websites with Funny Bible Quotes and Questions
There are many websites where Sunday School teachers, parents, and other adults have recorded the funny Bible questions and answers that children have come up with. These are a great source of humorous material.
Real Answers to a Children's Bible Quiz
Children say the darnedest things and this site proves it. Seventeen funny, real answers to a Bible quiz given by real children.
Kids Funny Mistakes
On this webpage are some of the funny mistaken beliefs that kids have about the Bible. What happens when you get the words monogamy and monotony confused? Laughter.
Funny Bible Verses
Depending on how you interpret them, some verses can seem rather humorous to modern day readers. Here is a list of verses that are truly funny depending on how they are construed.
Bible Reviews
It seems hard to imagine but there are those who have written reviews of the Bible on Amazon. This blog published several of the most humorous. Be warned that if you take these too seriously, they can be offensive.
Funny Bible Jokes
There is only one joke on this page but it will make you smile. What if you sat next to a complete skeptic on a long bus ride?
How to Use These Questions
Funny Bible questions, jokes, stories, and scriptures can add humor to a sermon or speech and help to make your listeners comfortable. Random questions will keep the audience interested. Here are tips for best delivery:
- Use one or two, not ten or eleven.
- Use the jokes or stories that fit both your topic and your audience.
- Practice the one-liners until you are comfortable with them.
- Use comic timing to your advantage. Don't rush the delivery.
- If your joke doesn't go over well just accept it and go on.
Another way to get listeners involved in a casual setting is with Bible Jeopardy questions.
If you are looking for more funny questions to use, check around the site. There are questions and answers for nearly any situation.
